Welcome to the Kinnder Community, We are Maintenance for Unusual Denizens - Part 14

2021.09.22 08:07 Metablade98 Welcome to the Kinnder Community, We are Maintenance for Unusual Denizens - Part 14

Part 14: The Doorman’s Doorway
June 3rd 8:00am
Good Morning Lacey,
You all did an excellent job sealing #8. I hope you were not injured too much in the monster’s rampage or Lair. Lucy said if it had taken a minute or two more he would have hit his peak, so I truly am thankful for your efforts. That was quite a crash course in the danger of this job for the newbies, whom I assume you have become well acquainted with. Jeff, Cassie, Izzy and Raz all come from well respected janitorial jobs that dealt with monsters. Before I get into the meat of this email allow me to explain a minor concern.. You may have noticed that your skin seems to have a faint glow in the dark. This is an unfortunate side effect of impaling the Heart. It is some sort of physical feedback loop from his world that causes normal human skin to glow blue. The good news is as long as you don’t impale the heart again it will never get any worse. The bad news is it will never fade away. Even the best magic from Necronamus and Ms. Coldarra are unable to reverse its effects. If you want more details about the condition please speak to Gorgo or schedule a meeting with Necronamus. They are more in the know about the interdimensional mumbo-jumbo regarding that world.
On to the business portion of this email. During the chaos of the battle, Kyle, the walking doomsday that he is, decided to “help” by blasting #8 through the walls next to the front gate. Demolishing the wall, heavily damaging the gate, and absolutely destroying the road outside. While the government fines for the repairs are well within the budget of Kinnder, the repairs for the gate and Wall are not. I spoke to the Doorman and he said he will only make the repairs if he can have an audience for his performance today. Considering how anti-social he is, this was an odd request, but not the first time he has asked.
This is where you, Alexa and Jeff come in. You will be traveling with the Doorman into his realm, to watch his performance. The good thing about this job is most of his world is intangible, therefore injuries should be unlikely. However, the mental drain of his world can be just as deadly. Just keep your head down, remember your manners and everything will go smoothly.

  1. The Doorman is a short, four foot tall “being”, wearing a bright yellow raincoat, boots and rain hat. His face and hand are tucked into the coat and further obscured by a thick black fog. The only visible facial features are his piercing red eyes. It is of the utmost importance that you do not attempt to sneak a peek at his face. He once left a mailman as a pile of bones and offal for simply bumping into his hat.
  2. The Doorman does not talk, instead he makes small squeaks and chirps. You will know exactly what each sound means, somehow it will be auto translated in your mind. Don’t ask how this works, I have studied him for 50 years and I still don’t know/understand.
  3. He is not to be underestimated, The Doorman is perhaps the physically strongest being in existence. In the past, he has casually ripped a Baron in half, for the simple offense of accidently stepping on him.
  4. The Doorman is one of the most mysterious entities we have to interact with here at Kinnder, Expect the unexpected, and never attempt to insult him. Dom is still missing a kidney from the last time he insulted the little guy.
  5. You will always meet the Doorman in the fog hovering near the front gate. Simply enter the fog and you will meet him.
  6. He will take you to his realm, a maze of neon lights, stairs, doors, a lack of gravitational physics, and both temporal/spatial anomalies. To describe his realm as labyrinthian, would be a great understatement.
  7. The dangers of this realm lie in the Spatial and Temporal anomalies. Unlike us mortals, the Doorman appears to be a singularity within all of time and space. There is and only ever will be, one of him. Thus, the following hazards do not apply to him.
  8. You may encounter a future or past version of yourself while walking through the labyrinth. Do not touch them. Doing so will cause a rupture in your timeline, and this is a very painful experience. You will quickly begin to collapse upon yourself, ceasing to exist and being completely erased from history. From the outside this will only take 30 seconds, however, from your perspective, this will take upwards of a century. it will be a very painful century indeed.
  9. The second danger, never lock eyes with a parallel version of yourself. You may find doors opening and showing a parallel version of yourself, these are versions of our world where you may have died. Locking eyes with said parallel will cause you to live through the events that led to their death. You will not be physically damaged, but the mental scars from such an event can be debilitating.
  10. While inside of the Doorman’s Realm beware of the Terma. A Terma are large arachnid like creatures that are responsible for crafting the enormous stairways and doors of the place. They will see you as building material and attempt to devour you. Regurgitating you out to make new stairs and paths.
  11. Eventually you will reach the Doorman’s “Home”, a large cabin constructed with blue wood, which is seemingly floating upside down. Upon entering the building through the “Top” window, you will enter a separate realm. In this place, you will all shed your human forms and appear as your mental representation of yourself.
  12. While in this new form, you will be able to see the Doorman’s mental form. Do not speak of his appearance after you leave. Yes, I am aware of it. Yes, it is not what you would expect. No, it does not make him any weaker, quite the opposite in fact. Yes, he will known if you speak of it. No, there is no where you can hide once it has been spoken. Yes, you will die an excruciatingly painful death.
  13. I can not speak on what else will happen during your time there. But I do know that silence is key during his performance. Unwarranted noise could end with your body being ripped asunder.
  14. Once the show has ended and you have vocalized your enjoyment of the performance, you will wake in your bed. You may awake only mere moments after entering the portal or several days later.
This concludes the rules for your trip with the Doorman. Be on your guard at all times around him. He is a fickle creature and is irritated and insulted easily. But unfortunately, he is the only being in existence with the knowledge and skills required to repair and maintain the walls and gate. I hope your trip goes well, and for my own sanity, please don’t tell me about the details of his performance. I am still disturbed, by the last show he invited me to attend, that poor little girl and that puppy didn’t deserve the Full Metal treatment.
Best Wishes,
Wallace Willingham.
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